Legends foretold of a cat so chönky, so magnificent, so beautiful that people only spoke about this gentle giant in whispers, as to not awaken him from his days long slumber. For when he had arisen, his thousand yard stare and majestic thickness would make all onlookers experience a state of euphoria. Historians and artists tried to capture this incredible unit in his peak form to show future generations. What they were able to craft was the patch you see before you. A beautiful representation of the cat from Poorly Made Cat Memes called Colonel. This 3.5"×3.5" patch with a velcro back could be yours for a small fee. Act now and own a piece of history.